Thursday, November 13, 2008

The Count Down

In seven day it will be our 7 month anniversary, but how many more anniversaries are we going to celebrate going forward? I am hoping for 1 year, 5 years, 10 years, and 50 years. But I guess I only have 6 more months to make it happen. Some might wonder why 6 month? Because that’s the sentence I got from Katelyn. Knowing that she really cares about my parents, and what they think. And IF one day when we decide to get marry, my parents have to be ok with her. I know is my fault putting this situation behind, instead of attacking it. I know is my fault for telling my parents in the first place, without giving her a chance to prove to my parents how wonderful she is. I know, I know, I know. Therefore, I have 6 months to turn it around or else there is no point wasting each other’s time. I’m not going to use this blog to explain myself why I didn’t attack the problem sooner or why I told my parents. Instead, I want to use this blog as a reminder to myself of the dead line. To me this is a huge wakeup call, can’t put it behind me anymore, got to hit the ground running. The next six month will be the key to my happiness for the rest of my life or hell. There will be endless upset stomach, endless emotional stress, and endless bitching and nagging, but the end would be bitter sweet.

Love,

Ethan 11/13/08

Thursday, November 6, 2008

*~女人在床上最難忍受的9件事!~*

女人在床上最難忍受的9件事.........男人一定要看~!!!


根據一份針對20到35歲年輕女性所做的問卷調查,在床上最無法忍受男伴的惡行惡狀,在此我們列舉出最熱門的9大選項提供給男士們參考,快來看看你是否也是常常會犯以下的毛病而不自知呢?


01. 每次都要求不戴套子
女人Say NO 指數:****
原因:爽的都是男人,後果卻要我們負責!
除非,上帝讓男人懷孕生子,我們絕對舉雙手贊成!


02. 想試一試從後面進去的感覺
女人Say NO指數:****
原因:如果男人也願意讓我在他的小屁屁裡塞根香蕉,我會考慮一下.........


03. 做愛到中途,忽然抽出要我幫他口交
女人Say NO指數:*****
原因:天阿!雖然做愛是很盡性的事,但是也應該注意一下先後順序吧!


04. 不洗澡、剛吃完飯就想做
女人Say NO指數:****
原因:想想看!一個整身汗臭又剛K下一個洋蔥牛肉漢堡的男人,別說要愛愛了,連接吻都是一件很噁心的事。對了!還要小心他冷不防地放個屁….OH!My God!


05. 要開燈或是在很奇怪的地方做
女人Say NO指數:***
原因:開燈?想到全身上下都被他一目瞭然,還能看到自己大腿撐開的怪姿勢,哪會有高潮阿!


06. 問我有沒有高潮,過不過癮,他是否很厲害.....每個男人都很在意~~但是為什麼丫
女人Say NO指數:***
原因:若我說有,就問有幾次,這樣多餘的問題,有什麼好問,又不是在比賽破紀錄!


07. 講一些前任女友或是問我之前男友的表現
女人Say NO指數:****
原因:要我說實話嗎? 我怕他會從此羞愧到死…


08. 事後馬上呼呼大睡,判若兩人...這樣女孩子好像只是一種工具而己, 難怪會生氣
女人Say NO指數:*****
原因:這真是令人生氣的一件事!下次在愛愛時,記得帶份報紙或是打打毛線,比較不會無聊。


09. 一談到結婚問題他就避重就輕....那就拿到結婚證書...再做吧
女人Say NO指數:****
原因:沒有原因

*~Katelyn~*